hiddlesdowney:

bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”

“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”

“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”

“I’m not your brother.”

“HOLD MY HAND.”

“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”

“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”

“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”

“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”

“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”

“…”

“…”

“…THE CHILDREN!”

oh my lord

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suicideblonde:

GREAT OPENING OR GREATEST OPENING?  

I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR THE THEME SONG IN YOUR HEAD 

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Time to gooooooo

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jfc91 asked: 2, 6, 11 :)

2. Just answered ;)

6. Yeah I’d take the time because I wouldn’t feel right about leaving. I can get another job that dog can’t have another life

11. I don’t think love=sex but I think sex is more important when youre in love. I know people who have sex with multiple people but I choose what I have over that any day which is true intimacy :)